The Terrible Death of Jameson Jones

Jameson Jones lived an adventurous life
His hat was shot off with a carving knife
But that was not how he died
Jameson Jones sailed the seas
A shark jumped up and nibbled his knees
But that was not how he died
Jameson Jones sat on top of a hill
A volcano it was, it exploded, but still
That was not how he died.
Jameson Jones, as his time ticked away
Caught a bad cold and wished he could stay
But that was how he died.