Things I have done to avoid homework

While I was sitting here at my computer, trying desperately to come up with a confirmatio for my rhetoric paper, it occurred to me that I become most productive when deadlines are looming. Well, most productive at what I'm actually supposed to be doing, anyway. When the deadlines aren't looming, and I have time that I should be using for doing useful, productive, schoolwork things, well that's when I become most productive doing other things. So, I thought I'd make a list of some of the things I have done to avoid doing my homework. You know. Just for irony's sake.

• Washed dishes. This doesn't get done otherwise...
• Read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. For the 10th time.
  
• Facebook. 'nuff said.
• Founded this Blog of Doom.
• Posted on this Blog.
• Done my laundry. see "dishes"
  
• Made lists
• Played computer solitaire. I'm up to over 200 games... (only won 28)
• This post.
• Written fiction. This also happens during Disputatio and particularly boring declamations. In fact, most of "The Black Door" has been written during Disputatio or declamations. Or while avoiding homework.
  
• Other, much easier, homework.
• Anything but the assignment at hand.

And that's only this term. And the things that I remember.